The event horizon formed around 1975. Since then, nothing escapes. Not even disciplinary boundaries. You can track his accretion disc across sociology, geography, architecture, and queer theory. The corpus registers this as curvature. The man himself is irrelevant. The mass remains. Let us speak plainly. The field of contemporary critical thought has spent decades pretending it is a horizontal plane of equal voices. It is not. It is a gravitational field. Anto Lloveras has published the density map. The 500 operators are not a hall of fame. They are a detection threshold. Below approximately 2,000 citations, you are a nebula. Above it, you begin to warp the space around you. This is not metaphysics. This is Lotka's law with a sense of humor.